Couch Reupholstery Project, Part 1

Noboru Wataya (cat): 1. Couch: 0.

There is a reason I call them “damn-inals.” Remember a while back when I asked, “Do you sacrifice for your pets?”
Make my answer a resounding YES.
Remember, also, my amazing $20 thrift score — this mid-century low profile black vinyl sofa? Well take a look at the self-satisfied look on my demon cat’s face and guess what happened to it.
Not just once. But several times. And while Jem and I were gone over the holiday she took one last aim and pretty much urinetorched it. (Yes: she.) So I’ll be investing in a pet behavioral therapist and also some new upholstery.
Why reupholster and not just buy a new couch? Three reasons.
1. The couch was only $20 to begin with and I love, love, love its shape.
2. The cat has a think about emptying itself on VINYL. Most upholstery fabric is safe from her waste disposal practices. (Although not from her claws.) Anyway, the vinyl on this couch was a bit vinyl-smelly and had duct tape on the arms, so eventually it needed to be recovered anyway. It was a project couch!
3. I’m done couch shopping. I’ve been over the agonizing couch buying decision three times in the past four years. I’ve purchased 3 used couches since 2005 — each time after going through a month of exhaustive searching. It’s hard to find a reasonably priced used couch in good condition, they’re too expensive (and therefore risky) to buy new (remember: I’m a pet owner), and I refuse to purchase a cheap(er) mass manufactured knock-off Ikea or Urban Outfitters sofa. I’m just done with the whole process. Aaaaaah!
So here are the steps I need to take.
1. Find some new fabric. I think I might try the Textile Discount Outlet in Pilsen. Any other suggestions?
2. Find an upholsterer. I’ve had suggestions on a few. I guess I just need to call around and get a quote [shudder].
Any suggestions, tips, warnings, or advice where it comes to reupholstering furniture in the Chicago area would be very much appreciated. Especially if you’ve “got a guy.”
























